Sunday, January 01, 2012

Hello Bengals....

Since you're coming to Houston....

1. Almost every pundit, talker, blogger (including this one) is going to pick you to win. This is not because we feel you're a better team than the Texans, it's because the Texans have been devastated by injuries at key positions.

2. Yes, everything is bigger in Texas. Order light in restaurants.

3. No, we really don't know what the weather is going to be like. Fortunately, there's a 99.999% chance our expensive retractable roof will be closed.

4. Yes, the turf at Reliant IS that bad. Bring extra tape.

5. No, we don't like John McClain all that much either.

Good luck, you're probably going to beat the Texans, and then lose the next week so there's that.